The Long and Short of Good Doctor

Good morning everyone.

They say time heals everything, but I'm still waiting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwc5YSAc-7g

Sians, yesterday I went to visit the doctor at a nearby clinic because I had been experiencing some "loose bowels" syndromes. However the stupooid mildly-distracted doctor gave me medicine which is not available at the moment, so I must wait even longer (noted what kind of syndrome I am experiencing) while he re-contemplate which medicine best fits me.

I was given constipation medicine.

Poor doctor, must be so busy that he didnt even realise what medicine his own clinic ran out of. Luckily he got a sexy nurse with thick lavishly applied make-up with low-cut flattering shirt to help him out.

I didnt take the medicine. I'm being a very Bad Patient. But the yellowish liquid swirling around in the bottel mysteriously spills into my toiletbowl. Hmm....

Medicines are always a mystery to me.

Urgh... I think I will seek help from the almighty solid ToiletBowl.

Heh

The Long and Short Being Me II

I AM
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OPTIMUS PRIMETake the Transformers Quiz

Hmm... So thats who I am. I'll let my son try out the quiz when I reach home tonight.

Duh, my cute adorable bouncy son has to be at home right? I can't bring him to work. People will kidnap him if they see him.

Heh

The Long and Short of Being Me

Good Morning!

Today i woke up in a cranky joyously playful mood. So I decided to spring a joke on my colleague by making him realise how important I am. Thus I switched off my alarm clock and handphone and snuggle back under my warm toasty blanket. The things I do to make people's life interesting. Sigh.

So that's the reason why I arrived at work in an un-ironed dress (yes dress), heels that are coming apart ( i tripped like 10 times) and totally forgot to bring my lunch that I packed for myself yesterday night. (It was salad with lightly toasted ham, a sprinkling of pineapple chunks and totally fat free thousand island sauce and a side serving of yogurt, with fresh mango chunks that I had diced.)

The things I do to make the Prank believable.

I was 40 mins into the prank when I realised that my handphone is dying off, and I simply just let my colleague dial the police number now, can I? So I (after stopping at a QBread, to buy breakfast and lunch) ran to where I work, worried that I had overdone my prank.

He sat there, surfing net, totally oblivious to my heartfelt, sincere "sorry" that I had sincerely profused. Not even sparing me a glance. So maybe the prank for letting him realise how important I am doesn't work. But at least I know now that I can be spared from scoldings if I surf the net too. Heh.

My Last Life

No, seriously, I'm down to one life.

I don't even know why, but I felt that I had tried to live all 9 lives at one go, and simulateously died 8 times. Now I am left with one. So I got to be careful.

For those who know me, HI YOU F-censored-, I FINALLY DECIDED TO BLOG! So you can assure yourselves that I am indeed still alive despite whatever you tried to do to kill me, my friends.

AnJu Bear told me that the best part about "believe" is the "lie" part. So hmmm... IF I truly believe you, it means I beve you?

True? Non? Sounds so logic that it makes me truly truly impressed. I had NEVER knew about such stuff before. What were my good educated teachers teaching me in primary and secondary schools? Gooddness me, I have wasted my EIGHT lives for nought!

Applying the same logic, the best part about "trust" is the "us" part. Because it involves two person or more, so the word "us" applies here.

The best part about "lying" is the "yin" part, because if you can choose a person to lie to you, you would rather a pretty lady (yin) right?

The best part about "sex" is the "e" part, the erotic, exciting and entertaining parts...

So, that means the best part of "love" is the "ov" part... Wait a minute, is Anju hinting something?!