1 usually vulgar : anus
2 a usually vulgar : a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person
b usually vulgar : the worst place —used in phrases like asshole of the world
Shan: "its kinda hard to not like someone's who nice"
Me: "its kinda hard to like assholes."
Shan: "but the person you like is an asshole."
Me: "...that is true... I'm amazing that way."
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Shan: "its okay, you have your asshole."
Me: "I do. And if I get him, I'll have TWO assholes!" (smiles happily)
MATHS. Makes Life More Optimistic One Greedy Dumb-ass At A Time.
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