A secret purchase

I bought something that I had wanted to buy for a long time. And for that, I've refused all outings tomorrow.

What is it?

Its sleek. Its (DAMN UNFORTUNATELY) bright orange. Its sexy. Its portable. There are no batteries involved. Some oil or lubrication might be needed from time to time. It tires me out when I use it. Its not the real thing, but I am happy with it for now.

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